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Happy Birthday, Martha!

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Martha Stewart

Oh, Martha.  Word has it your stock is down and your company outlook isn’t so bright.  Sounds like you and your infamous control issues might be a part of the problem.  Perhaps an extended staycation at Skylands is in order?

The news makes us sad, because even though we’re very familiar with all your faults, we admire your fortitude, skill and foresight.  Happy 70th, fellow Leo.  I hope you can work this one out.

xosl